Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

Keeping Regular…

 

Regal orator

Fecal orifice

Gaping maw of repugnance

Behold that brown tongue

Triple Threat

 

Guttenburg goes first
Tom Sellek Sloppy Seconds
Ted Danson slam dance

ARNIE IRMA

Arnie Irma came to visit

If it bleeds, we can fill it

Soak it up, princess

 

Original Recipe


Before Master Chef.
His secret herbs and spices.
Bloodsport for ever.

NO TITLE

Steven has very little remorse
The Shitty City.
Tom Selleck is banana-man.
He was just a cook.

THE END…

Don’t you act surprised

The logical conclusion

Has been concluded

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOLD

F.A.B. meets alchemy

Wanna buy an arm?

OH YEAH

John Matrix

SO?  Details, shmeetails.

My rad is better than yours.

NOSTALJAH FUCKHEAD!

Arnie

It's a hard knock life

For us. Get to the Choppa.

I'll be back Sandy.

BALLS

5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

“I’m gonna cross my arms, guys.”

“But I crossed mine first!”

 

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