Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

Month: May 2017


5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

“I’m gonna cross my arms, guys.”

“But I crossed mine first!”


Random Level Generation

Generate random.
Press space to make it happen.
that is all for now.

Here we go again.
Second pass makes for better.
Honey on your Shoes.

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The Sky Is Falling

No…Wait…That Isn’t The Sky

It’s Just Time To Die