Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

Month: September 2017

ARNIE IRMA

Arnie Irma came to visit

If it bleeds, we can fill it

Soak it up, princess

 

Original Recipe


Before Master Chef.
His secret herbs and spices.
Bloodsport for ever.

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Steven has very little remorse
The Shitty City.
Tom Selleck is banana-man.
He was just a cook.

THE END…

Don’t you act surprised

The logical conclusion

Has been concluded