Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

Author: Burnt Yoghurt (page 1 of 2)

Keeping Regular…

 

Regal orator

Fecal orifice

Gaping maw of repugnance

Behold that brown tongue

ARNIE IRMA

Arnie Irma came to visit

If it bleeds, we can fill it

Soak it up, princess

 

THE END…

Don’t you act surprised

The logical conclusion

Has been concluded

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOLD

F.A.B. meets alchemy

Wanna buy an arm?

OH YEAH

John Matrix

SO?  Details, shmeetails.

My rad is better than yours.

NOSTALJAH FUCKHEAD!

BALLS

5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

“I’m gonna cross my arms, guys.”

“But I crossed mine first!”

 

Intervention

IDIOTS

The Sky Is Falling

No…Wait…That Isn’t The Sky

It’s Just Time To Die

P-duddy

A roused stiffening

A lame ejaculation

A resignation

G’Day…

 

Death Of The Party

Barbecue Pimp’s Hypnosis

Reveals Where’s The Cheese

This Easter Thingy Continues

 

Every Time You Cry

I Will Save Up All Your Tears

Baby Jesus Tears…

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