Regal orator
Fecal orifice
Gaping maw of repugnance
Behold that brown tongue
Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku
Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.
Author: Burnt Yoghurt (page 1 of 2)
Arnie Irma came to visit
If it bleeds, we can fill it
Soak it up, princess
Don’t you act surprised
The logical conclusion
Has been concluded
SO? Details, shmeetails.
My rad is better than yours.
NOSTALJAH FUCKHEAD!
The Sky Is Falling
No…Wait…That Isn’t The Sky
It’s Just Time To Die
A roused stiffening
A lame ejaculation
A resignation
Death Of The Party
Barbecue Pimp’s Hypnosis
Reveals Where’s The Cheese
Every Time You Cry
I Will Save Up All Your Tears
Baby Jesus Tears…
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