Regal orator
Fecal orifice
Gaping maw of repugnance
Behold that brown tongue
Arnie Irma came to visit
If it bleeds, we can fill it
Soak it up, princess
Don’t you act surprised
The logical conclusion
Has been concluded
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOLD
F.A.B. meets alchemy
Wanna buy an arm?
SO? Details, shmeetails.
My rad is better than yours.
NOSTALJAH FUCKHEAD!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
“I’m gonna cross my arms, guys.”
“But I crossed mine first!”
The Sky Is Falling
No…Wait…That Isn’t The Sky
It’s Just Time To Die
A roused stiffening
A lame ejaculation
A resignation
Death Of The Party
Barbecue Pimp’s Hypnosis
Reveals Where’s The Cheese
Every Time You Cry
I Will Save Up All Your Tears
Baby Jesus Tears…
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