Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

Category: Goddamned Profound

When it just makes you think, you know?



Death Of The Party

Barbecue Pimp’s Hypnosis

Reveals Where’s The Cheese

This Easter Thingy Continues


Every Time You Cry

I Will Save Up All Your Tears

Baby Jesus Tears…

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Five furry Puppies
Living In a huge penis
Meat and cookies mate

When You Wish Upon A Star-Spangled Banner



Hung Out to Drip Dry

This Is Not A Trump

Ceci N’est PasĀ Une Phallus

Treachery Of Facts