Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

Category: Horrible. Just Horrible.

The Shit That Had A Shit

Keeping Regular…


Regal orator

Fecal orifice

Gaping maw of repugnance

Behold that brown tongue


Arnie Irma came to visit

If it bleeds, we can fill it

Soak it up, princess


It’s Happening Again…