Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

Category: Parodiousity

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Before Master Chef.
His secret herbs and spices.
Bloodsport for ever.

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Steven has very little remorse
The Shitty City.
Tom Selleck is banana-man.
He was just a cook.

THE END…

Don’t you act surprised

The logical conclusion

Has been concluded

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOLD

F.A.B. meets alchemy

Wanna buy an arm?

BALLS

5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

“I’m gonna cross my arms, guys.”

“But I crossed mine first!”