Drunk Rubbish & Shit Haiku

Slurred words, random banning and Shrek farted on my mum.

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Random Level Generation

Generate random.
Press space to make it happen.
that is all for now.

Here we go again.
Second pass makes for better.
Honey on your Shoes.

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Intervention

IDIOTS

The Sky Is Falling

No…Wait…That Isn’t The Sky

It’s Just Time To Die

Shut the fuck up cunts.
Just three days to make something.
This will have to do.

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P-duddy

A roused stiffening

A lame ejaculation

A resignation

G’Day…

 

Death Of The Party

Barbecue Pimp’s Hypnosis

Reveals Where’s The Cheese

This Easter Thingy Continues

 

Every Time You Cry

I Will Save Up All Your Tears

Baby Jesus Tears…

Eggs

Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs

Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs

Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs

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Five furry Puppies
Living In a huge penis
Meat and cookies mate

When You Wish Upon A Star-Spangled Banner

 

 

Hung Out to Drip Dry

This Is Not A Trump

Ceci N’est Pas Une Phallus

Treachery Of Facts

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